21 Funniest Dating App Fails for Witty Women Who Are Satisfied with Being Single

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    insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results H Hinge Dating App: Match & Meet Date Single & Make New Friends Hinge, Inc. #3 Lifestyle
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    Jared Evening milady. Or morning rather. Heh hem. I am speaking to you, thot. hospitalplant i think about this every time i use tinder spacemuffinz this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty
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    therapist: you have to start letting people in me: S, 39 → Memorial University of Newfoundland Lives in St. John's 3 km away I love life (mainly because I haven't experienced dying) and would like to share that with someone who also isn't dead. Well onto a bit about what I like to do, I know we've already covered one thing, like living, but I also like breathing, which helps with the living thing. I also thoroughly enjoy eating and drinking, sometimes even together (I know, dat shi cray) which a
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    elissa A random fact I love is sharks can't play the drums Damm that sucks, I also heard sharks can't drive a 2008 Honda Civic 1 0 Send Like
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    Bec YOU MATCHED WITH BEC ON 28/09/2015 No way?! I'm vegan too! Yeah! That's why I swiped right Haha that's amazing! How long have you been vegan for? @jakeshub Start of this conversation
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    YOU MATCHED WITH JESS ON 3/9/20 Country roaaaaaaaads Take me hoooooooommmee I mean, if you insist. That's not the words- Oh my god. Wait. That's the best pick up line I've ever heard
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    Keeping the ivy leaguers humble on tinder cornell you know it? wby Where did u go to school Type a message GIF Not familiar with it JJ + Sent Send
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    Today 10:49 AM Hey Kelly, is the girl on the left by any chance single? Today 11:19 AM this is a pic from her wedding, hope that helps xoxo Sent
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    < YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/8/19 Heyy ima keep it real w u chief u look like a really nice person but i accidentally swiped right bc i was tryna get a pop tart crumb off my screen Sent
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    dani @daniellemj Ok tinder is not working Hey Danielle Today 10:27 AM > Hey!! So can I be frank with you Sure I'm not trying to date you or anything, I'm robbing a bank and need an attractive female to distract an overweight guard that runs the night shift. Clothing will be provided. All you need to do is hold his attention for 15 minutes and 49 seconds. Are you in or out Danielle ? Sent
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    Dating me is like 9/11, you'll never forget me
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    I'll know it's time to delete Hinge when We've been married for a few years and I'm confident you're going to stick around
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    men are sooo unserious Imao Eric 25 3 kilometers away Am I rich? No, but am I emotionally available and will help you accomplish your goals? Also no. 6' btw
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    this sounds like a lot of fun Lives in Perth 12 kilometres away About me 19* Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other. My Interests Coffee Travel Dog lover Volunteering Cooking
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    Cassie @c_assie How to lock in a second Hinge date My dog has been waiting by the door since you left Read 7:30 PM
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    Green flags I look out for I don't. Stay toxic queens!
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    @breeboyce40 When u find ur ex on tinder anddd Brianna, 20 Adrian, 21 ① Southwestern Oklahoma State University U.S. Army
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    Peter YOU MATCHED WITH PETER ON 5/16/21 U sey as fk for a schizophrenic why on earth would you say schizophrenic Oh my bad i dont know what agender means. And i thought because u said they/them that u thought u were more than 1 person My bad i dont understand alll the terminology @PICKUPLINES I just got out of a 6 year relationship im new to this
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    Ella 19 17 miles away I like long walks on the beach with my boyfriend until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot
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    So did you set your location to Edinburgh or? cuz im bored nope Why Edinburgh? You know much about Scotland? Today 15:24 You know what this is? nope Me carrying this conversation
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    Am I doing Tinder right? What's your favourite kind of soup? Ummmm chicken and vegetable.... Today 19:53 A fine choice Why thank you What an odd first question though aha You can tell a lot about somebody by their favourite soup What can you tell about me? You like chicken and vegetable soup

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